The Leafs are like eating at Taco Bell.
A wise man sees the indigestion coming, regardless of the good start.
What do you call a Leafs player with a Stanley Cup ring?
Whats the difference between a cigarette vending machine & the Toronto
A cigarette vending machine has Players.
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs & Canada Post have in common?
They both wear uniforms & don't deliver.
Does 7 years without playoffs = a plague of Biblical proportions?
What do the Toronto Raptors & the Toronto Maple Leafs have in common?
Neither one can play hockey.
Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL hockey team yet?
Because then Toronto would want one too!
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know
the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a
living. Jimmy says: My father is a loser who prefers to lay on the
couch all day and watch TV, while Mom goes off to work to support us."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the
schoolyard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was
really true what he had said about his father. He blushed and said,
"I'm sorry but my dad plays hockey for the Toronto Maple Leafs and I
was just too embarrassed to say so."
What to the Toronto Maple Leafs & the titanic have in common?
They both look good till they hit the ice.
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs & a college dropout have in common?
They're both young, have no goals and no prospects.
What is the difference between an AirMiles collector & the Toronto Maple Leafs?
An AirMiles collector earns points.
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs & a fine wine have in common?
They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are
only enjoyed on select occasions.
What does a pace car at Daytona & the Toronto Maple Leafs have in common?
They both go around in cirlces, aren't involved in the race & get
passed by all the competitors.
What do College students & the Toronto Maple Leafs have in common?
They are both finished the year by April..